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<TABLE WIDTH="100%" BORDER="0" CELLSPACING="15"> <TR ALIGN="CENTER" VALIGN="CENTER"><TD CLASS="MESSAGE">It's Polka Saturday!</TD></TR> <TR ALIGN="CENTER" VALIGN="CENTER"><TD><IMG SRC="/images/pictures/funky_man.jpg" WIDTH="65%" BORDER="2"></TD></TR> <TR ALIGN="CENTER" VALIGN="CENTER"><TD CLASS="REALM"><A HREF="/slowdeath/index.html">Click here to enter the secret realm of Slowdeath</A></TD></TR> <TR ALIGN="CENTER" VALIGN="CENTER"><TD CLASS="MAILTO">Questions? email <A HREF="mailto:nobody">nobody</A></TD></TR> </TABLE>